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Me: "I'll tell you what, we'll hang out tomorrow, and go do what we talked about, OK?"

She agrees.

The following day, while in the shower, I receive a text...

Bashful: "Are we still going out?"

Me: "Yeah sure, when do you wanna head out?"

Bashful: "Now is good."

Me: "OK, I'll be ready in a few."

Wait a second. Fuck dick bitch. I had forgot that I also planned to meet up with Puerto Rico and get free beer at  McFadden's. I prepare to call off my plans with Bashful, but then I get a bright idea...

Me: "Hey, I forgot about my other plans, and I gotta be somewhere in a couple of hours. However, if you want, you can still come over, and we can hang out for awhile."

Basfhul: "Ok."

A few minutes later, she arrives. She's alone, so I know sex with me has at least crossed her mind. I'm watching Van Wilder, and she tells me that it's her favorite movie. Just the spark I needed to ignite the fire.

She tells me about how she has sexual thoughts while in class at school. I begin to associate school to Van Wilder to Me. Connection made...

Me: "So these thoughts in class, what're they about?"

Bashful: "I don't know...dirty ones."

It's NLP time...

Me: "Dirty as in a bad thing?"

Bashful: "Yes."

Me: "I wouldn't say that sexual thoughts are a bad thing. It's just your body trying to tell you what it wants, ya know?"

Bashful: "I know, but I'd never act on them. I'm just not that type of girl."